Security Guard: "Hey Justine, can I talk to you for a second?"
Security Guard: "I was just curious, have you ever been to a Bible study?"
Security Guard: "Yeah, well we gotta good one going on every Wednesday at the First Church of Nazarene. Rodney comes, Benita comes. You got any interest in reading the Bible?"
Justine: "I have my own...you know---beliefs."
Security Guard: "Well we don't speak fire and brimestone. 'Ten commandments', gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people....we're about loving Jesus." (big smile)
Justine: "...Yeah, i kinda like my nights to myself."
Security Guard: "Well maybe you'll have night after night of eternal hellfire all to yourself. (serious stare) Just kidding (laughs and smiles)---drive safe."
...AND HERE IS THE SECOND SCENE THAT HAD ME CRACKING UP (picture the grocery star and Justine approaching a new young employee played by Jake Gyllenhal who's a cashier at the store:
Justine: "Watcha readin'?"
Holden: "Catcher in the Rye....I'm named after it."
Justine: "What'schyour name? Catcher?"
Holden: "Holden. After Holden Caufield. He's the main character."
I don't really recommend the movie to most people b/c most people would probably hate it, but i must thank Liz Boltz for urging me to see it. I'm glad I did this time around even if I wasn't happy about seeing it the first time. Then again, I hadn't read "Catcher in the Rye" prior to seeing it the first time. I guess if you like that book, you'll probably like this movie. Good day all.