Now, I'm not joking. The Dean of STudents here actually told me that, speaking of lying as if it was this excusable action only reserved for Christian people in certain Christian education settings. I'm not sure if that's the best way to begin teaching or not, but I know one thing: if you asked this woman the question, "which is worse in God's eyes, 'lying or doing drugs' she'd be the first to say, "They're the same in God's eyes!!!" Yet, I can't help but not believe that for one minute. She thinks deep down that doing drugs is much worse and that, really is unfortunate. Perhaps this job will give me a chance to lie my head off?
Only at a Christian school I tell you. Only at a Christian school. Good day friend.